I had a dream last night.
It wasn’t a flying dream, a sex dream, one of those dreams where I dream friends of mine accidentally get pregnant, or even a partial nightmare of when another friend [finally] comes out of the closet.
No. This dream was an extended philosophical discussion between myself and my dreaming self about [...]
“We now rejoin our regularly scheduled program, now in progress.”
Well Thor hasn’t kicked my ass. Over a month later and I’m still going to the gym. I’ve already dropped five pounds and where there used to be manboobs now looks like a pair of steel Frisbees. Sorta. If you look at them in just the [...]
After four years, Kaly finally got her braces off today.
Every time she grows up a little bit more, she breaks my heart– in a good way.
Her smile took my breath.
“God didn’t make us go through millions of years of evolution to stand in a Big Thunder Mountain Railroad queue line for two hours.”
We made it back.
Disney in June is, well… DISNEY IN JUNE. It was hot. It was crowded. Although it was kind of refreshing to realize that I won’t HAVE to [...]