http://blunderland.com Skank Paste Heals Hate. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:58:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I had a dream last night. It wasn't a flying dream, a sex dream, one of those dreams where I dream friends of mine accidentally get pregnant, or even a partial nightmare of when another friend [finally] comes out of the closet. No. This dream was an extended philosophical discussion between myself ... http://blunderland.com/?p=462 This morning as I was brushing my teeth I caught a glimpse of what three months of going to the gym has produced... I got me some damn sexy armpits. All this hell for pretty pits?! If I work really hard, by Christmas I should have the crotches between my knuckles ... http://blunderland.com/?p=460 Kaly at the beach [long] before braces: Kaly at the beach after braces: I left off the in-between picture where her teeth looked like white hockey pucks. Miss Awesome is quite beautiful if I do say so myself. http://blunderland.com/?p=456 "We now rejoin our regularly scheduled program, now in progress." Well Thor hasn't kicked my ass. Over a month later and I'm still going to the gym. I've already dropped five pounds and where there used to be manboobs now looks like a pair of steel Frisbees. Sorta. If you look ... http://blunderland.com/?p=455 I joined a gym the Sunday. Went for my **~Training Session~** on Monday. Of course it was, pretty much what you'd expect... Humiliating as all hell. I got there at one o'clock as instructed. The trainer, who I'll refer to as THOR, wasn't there. I waited. ...and waited. THOR showed up ... http://blunderland.com/?p=454 This clip was an experiment. Basically I wanted to see if I could shoot a video-like clip using a digital still Camera. So this is Bigg-- as a puppy. He only looks like he's break dancing due to the stop-frameness of the camera. If the cute overload cause you to spew ... http://blunderland.com/?p=453 After four years, Kaly finally got her braces off today. Every time she grows up a little bit more, she breaks my heart-- in a good way. Her smile took my breath. http://blunderland.com/?p=452 "God didn't make us go through millions of years of evolution to stand in a Big Thunder Mountain Railroad queue line for two hours." We made it back. Disney in June is, well... DISNEY IN JUNE. It was hot. It was crowded. Although it was kind of refreshing to realize ... http://blunderland.com/?p=448 Just when I couldn't feel more jaded, more old, and more "been there, done that", tonight I lucked up and found myself in the dead center middle of Cirque du Soleil. At one point during the show, sitting there with Kaly and Leslie, and in total jaw-dropped awe, I realized how ... http://blunderland.com/?p=447 The work around the office finishes and the worry will have to wait AT LEAST a week, for me anyway. We're headed to the vacation oasis of Orlando (I feel like I should write that in all-caps, and outline it in glue and glitter on your monitor, maybe the old ... http://blunderland.com/?p=446