Blunderland

April 2004

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It aint the way it could be.It ain’t the way it should be.It is, just the way it is.

So are you just happy to see me or is that pizza on your blouse?

Somebody please stick a screwdriver in my ear. Phillips head– standard– star– it doesn’t matter… Ah hell go ahead and get another one a jab one in each ear! While you’re at it, how ’bout drilling a half inch hole into my right temple too!
I just got back from one of those “Performing Arts” shows [...]

In a pet store window this morning.

“You know they’re gonna drive by us and think we’re a couple of posers.” I yell out to Leslie as I mount my bicycle. That bike that hasn’t seen my butt in a couple of years, you could almost hear it wimper as I load up.
You see there was a huge write up in today’s [...]

Old people shouldn’t eat pizza with everything on it.

My eyes pop wide this morning at seven a.m.
I’m laying in bed.
Still.
Listening.
Listening for the impending storm.
Minutes pass.
I am still.
Leslie touches my shoulder and ask “are you awake?”, I nod my head quietly.
It’s now seven-thirty.
The calm before.
Seven-thirty-five.
Off in the distance, I hear something.
Seven-thirty-eight.
Thunder!
The storm has begun… Nope, not thunder after all, it’s [...]