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December 2004

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The Ol’ Ball and Cha…

Holycrap! You mean it’s only been 5475 days, 19 hours, 16 minutes and 28 seconds.
December 30th, 1989

I WILL BUST YOUR ASS!!!

Late one afternoon last May.
The phone rings. RZ answers. In the haze of my nap state, I hear her tell the caller: “Yes ma’am, but he’s asleep. Well ok, hold on a second.”
Then my daughter walks over to me and says, “Dad. Dad. Wake up. It’s Guy.” (”Guy” is my mom’s nickname–long story).
“Tell her I’m [...]

Day 21 - The Winter Solstice

Yesterday I participated in a group project thing over at Flickr. The project is called “A Day in the Life”, and as you can probably figure out from the title, it’s a photo journey through my December 21st, 2004.
So in an effort of total narcissim, and a heapin’ helping of humiliation, may I offer up…
Meat
Warning: [...]

Out of Context

Random quotes from today.
“Do me a favor, don’t talk about your wife in the sack.”
“spreading christmas cheer like a virus.”
“Congratulations! you SUCK.”
“you’re awesome. you SUCK.”
“Copay? I don’ know no steenkin’ copay.”
“Ho’d steeeeeeel!”
“No wonder I keep running into the floor.”
“I’m currently in Helen Keller mode.”
“as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys.”
“Snickers… cotton. Go figure.”
“I [...]