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Medium Well

Just so you know: those teeny, tiny, pocket-sized, little spray cans of pepper spray, they really don’t belong in your pants pocket.
Not for an extended period of time anyway– it may leak.
You could light a cigarette off my scrotum right now… I feel like tea baggin’ the icemaker.

The Metro Edition

Stuff that’s happened since we last talked…

Chicken Soup for the Soul My Ass!

Things started off simple enough. I was going to make a pot of chicken soup for the wife and child. Simple! Right?

Note to Self.

Just now as I’m straightening up the clutter, I found a note where I scratched out two words.