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U.S.S. DUMBASS

We rented a pontoon boat yesterday.
I got nominated to be the captain (arrrggg!). Not because I had prior boating experience, but because I wasn’t drinking (wha?!?!).
So we’re in the boat, strumming along at a full 1.5 miles per hour (feel the speed), when we decided to pull into a cove for a bit of snorkeling. [...]

Greetings from Skankinavia

“The thing about Panama City is that Alabama drains into it.”
We’re on the aforementioned, much needed, vacation this week. Leslie and I walked about four hundred miles yesterday, “getting exercise”. Exercise hell, all I got was a raging crotch rash. Anyway, we’re staying at a great place, having a good time and reconnecting. All the [...]

Yesterday, so long ago.

this shot tears me up every time I come across it.

from an email conversation today…

“A healthy prespective is an awesome thing. You see the glass half full of water. I see the water as half full of ecoli.”

Maybe I’m just being a paranoid realist.