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“What if Freud had never lived?”

This isn’t quite a really big deal or anything, but… The Washington Post picked up one of my shots, complete with a by-line credit and everything.
uh-hm… cough.
THE WASHINGTON POST PICKED UP ONE OF MY SHOTS, COMPLETE WITH A BY-LINE CREDIT AND EVERYTHING.
I mean, ya know… like no big whoop.
Seriously. It’s not like I’m on [...]

The day my ass caught fire and my penis turned into a rifle.

PICTURE UPDATE: See I told you.
I had just left Kaly’s school this morning. Les and I had just ‘done our time’ at the parent/teacher conference thing at the school, and I was heading off to work.
As I was merrily driving the Invisible Passat up Riverside Drive, I felt a sting in my butt. I was [...]

I love the smell of my burning butt hairs in the morning…

The Invisible Passat’s driver seat caught fire a few minutes ago, with my big hairy ass sitting in it.
I’ll tell you more in a little while.

Next time you see me… You won’t see me.

The MidLifeCrisis Mobile is now a memory. Good-bye wicked chick carriage, you passion-filled, four-wheeled, make-out machine. You will be missed.
I’ll have to remember to document all the hotttt, lusty, conquests I made in The MidLifeCrisis Mobile one day when Leslie isn’t looking. ONE DAY!
Anyway.
We went with an Invisible Passat.

Seriously invisible.
How Invisible? So [...]