Friday, 5:54 pm

Posted on Friday 2 December 2005

~ ring ~

Hello.

Hey.

Hey.

Wha’cha doin’?

Just finishing up.

Can you pick me up?

Yeah. Where are you?

I’m at the gym.

Sure, gimme ten minutes and I’ll be there.

Dad?

Yeah.

I love you.

KALY?!

:::pause::: Um… I think I’ve got the wrong number.

That’s ok. Bye.

- - -

Ah man, there for a split second I thought: a.) my heart was going to fly out my nose because it was fluttering so fast, and b.) my daughter had just started freebasing cocaine.


8 Comments for 'Friday, 5:54 pm'

  1.  
    December 3, 2005 | 10:05 am
     

    dude

    ‘i love you, too’ is the proper response, dummy.

    your kid rocks. you, too, on some days….

  2.  
    December 3, 2005 | 10:18 am
     

    Nita, it WAS a wrong number.

  3.  
    nita
    December 3, 2005 | 1:06 pm
     

    hahahahha
    even better! hahahahaha

  4.  
    cw
    December 4, 2005 | 9:17 pm
     

    My guess is that many parents would be willing to allow OCCASIONAL freebasing to hear those words once and a while.

  5.  
    December 5, 2005 | 1:41 pm
     

    I’m sort of astonished that YOU DIDN’T RECOGNIZE that it wasn’t your OWN FLESH & BLOOD!!! You need your hearing checked! ;)

  6.  
    December 5, 2005 | 1:50 pm
     

    Well yeah, I do need to get ears checked , but her voice sounds like everybody and nobody all at the same time.

    cw - pretty much.

  7.  
    Leah
    December 5, 2005 | 3:25 pm
     

    Sorry for laughing but it’s so funny. Then again you probably wouldn’t have posted it if you didn’t see the humor in it yourself.

  8.  
    December 5, 2005 | 3:29 pm
     

    I told Leslie about it and she howled. A little while later I told Kaly and she stared at me for a second then said “whatever.”

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