The day my ass caught fire and my penis turned into a rifle.

PICTURE UPDATE: See I told you. I had just left Kaly’s school this morning. Les and I had just ‘done our time’ at the parent/teacher conference thing at the school, and I was heading off to work. As I was merrily driving the Invisible Passat up Riverside Drive, I felt a sting in my butt. I was wearing new(ish) pants …

What the fuck was I thinking?!? I must’ve been out of my damned mind. When I was single and had the world by the balls, disposable income as well as disposable time I would take road-trips for my sanity breaks. I’d hop in my car and scoot. I’d go to the mountains, to the coast, the swamp, just about anywhere. …